things that have crossed my mind..

• stupid people should be shot -
• the sound of rain is very sexy!-
• there is such a thing as a stupid question..i personally have proved that point-
• that God gave us a brain for a reason....so USE IT!-
• good looking people that know they are, ruin it for the rest of us -
• scary movies are an excuse to get it on and not feel bad about missing the movie-
• that it actually takes more muscles to smile because why else does smiling hurt -
• jokes somehow are funnier when the comic laughs too -
• calling me baby is not the way to get into my pants -
• kissing is an art form and i only collect masterpieces -
• bless your heart is not a compliment. Especially when I'm smiling-
• just because you have abs it does not make you hot -
• wearing certain colors makes me feel sexy
• screaming and swearing can solve any problem-
• just because it fits doesn't mean you should wear it -
• that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do
• that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
• girls have dirtier minds then guys..but they keep it to them selves
• people who sing songs without knowing the lyrics should be exiled -
• if your kids are spoiled brats, it IS your fault -
• 20 items or less pretty much means 20 items or less-
• guys who don't date fat girls because they're fat should just realize that everyone gets fat at some point, so why not be a step ahead of the game?-
• fat girls aren't easy. EASY GIRLS are easy -
• blondes only have more fun because they're not smart enough to know what's really going on -
• men who sleep with prostitutes should have I SLEEP WITH PROSTITUTES tattooed on their foreheads -
• no matter how stupid you are, there will always be someone who is even more stupid than you are -
• people who know english, yet continue to speak it improperly should come with remote controls so that the rest of us can mute them. perhaps even turn them off and watch them collapse mid sentence-
• that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
• that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
• that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
• two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
• that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.
• that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
• that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
• NEVER make somebody your everything, cause when they are gone you've got nothing -
• To push forward is a plus. To stand still is fear. To do nothing is failure-
• . . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.